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  1. Hesh Wants Some Sex.

    December 1, 2011 by

    A musical non-sequiter, if you’ll allow us a moment: these two songs sound exactly alike. We’re big MC Chris fans, so bear with us. Listen:

    MC Chris “Wiid”

    A solid track, and independent of how awesome it is to refer to grass as both “Danger Girl” and “Gen 13″, we’re particularly fond of the line “Say no to cutting up lines, that’s 1.21 Gigawatt Jive”. Okay, so, fun song. You’ve got that? Now listen to Three 6 Mafia’s ghetto-classic 2005 release “Stay Fly”

    36 Mafia “Stay Fly”

    Sure, Chris is a comedian, so it’s no doubt a tongue in cheek gag, but we couldn’t help but giggle a little upon discovery. Interesting sidenote, MC’s album Dungeon Master of Ceremonies on which “Wiid” appeared, banked solidly in the top 10 hip hop albums on iTunes the week of it’s release. (And really, who are we kidding- both of these tracks are awesome.)


  2. Dick in a box

    December 1, 2011 by

    We loves us some Criss Angel, ergo: (*ahem*) Bwaaah ha ha! (ThinkCrazy 576 via Digg):

    Criss Angel attempts to cause a moving object to vanish in front of a real live audience on top of a parking garage in Las Vegas. He speeds along the parking lot in a go-kart towards men with fire extinguishers. They discharge the CO2 creating a cloud of smoke into which Criss vanishes. Pretty impressive, however due to a mistake in a camera angle, and the wonderful technology of cable TV recording devices, slow motion reveals his secret.” (FULL STORY HERE)

    What a turd. And as many people will say “well of course it’s not real, it’s just cool to watch and figure out how he did it”, I counter that lame magic is made no cooler by the mere inclusion of a Go-Kart.

    MIND EXPLOSION.