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  1. Yikes. Just Yikes.

    December 1, 2011 by

    NASCAR superstar Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is certainly not the first sports star to have a candy in his honor. Joining the esteemed ranks of Muhammad Ali and The San Diego Chicken, (we get the feeling that Bo Jackson must have had a candy bar somewhere along the line, but then again, he might have just known a candy bar) Earnhardt, Jr.’s bar may not be eponymous, but can certainly boast the gayest name ever. NASCAR superstar Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s candy bar’s name: Big Mo’. That’s right. Big Mo’.

    Insert John Stewart saying “Whaaaaaat?” in that joke-kvetching Jew voice here.

    Clearly, moving the apostrophe that would normally appear at the front of “mo” when describing a homosexual to the back end of the “mo” indicates that the titular “Big ‘Mo” is in fact short for Moorestown, North Carolina, Earnhardt’s hometown and not, as one would assume, Anderson Cooper. If there’s one thing NASCAR audiences love, it’s grammatical subtlety. As for the bar itself, it’s not bad. Produced by the R.M. Palmer company (the folks that make those “Bunny Money” Easter coins), the chocolate offers a dense, smooth finish which, when matched with it’s caramel interior, has a sublimely waxy, throat-coating quality that just begs to make a boy drink milk from a washed Welch’s Dinosaur Jelly Cup in his cushion fort. God help us, we’re totally gay for Big Mo’.


  2. amfmpm.org

    December 1, 2011 by

    It’s been fun. However, as of this afternoon, http://amfmpm.blogspot.com is now officially http://www.amfmpm.org, or as the kids’ll call it, amfmpm.org. We’re still sticking to the incredibly-easy-to-manage blogger template for now, but make sure to update your browser favorites. (How’s THAT for preemptive self congratulations?) Huzzah! In the next month or so, expect to see the introduction of some proper articles from new contributors, am.fm.pm exclusive music releases, and an all new television coverage section. So remember, all twelve of you that read this thing, that’s “amfmpm.org”: New Bat-Channel, Same Bat-Time! Haphazard mixtape as hell!

    Breaking with self imposed tradition, today’s mix is all about the double down: two tracks for every artist. Were we still in middle school, we’d make sure that only one song per artist appeared on each tape side, but today, for the sake of the mp3 aggregators (necessary evil), we’ll just lump them together. Get your angst on, ‘yall!


  3. And it Breaks My Heart.

    December 1, 2011 by

    As stunning pop chanteuse Regina Spektor‘s US tour rolls on, we were quite pleased this evening to see our girl represented on the boards over at GYBO. Spektor appears @ the Orpheum in Boston MA on 10/14, just before her homecoming @ NY’s Hammerstein Ballroom on 10/16. Below, a fresh, unreleased, and downright lovely remix of Begin to Hope’s first single “Fidelity”, tweaked by LA DJ Morgan Page.


  4. Dick in a box

    December 1, 2011 by

    We loves us some Criss Angel, ergo: (*ahem*) Bwaaah ha ha! (ThinkCrazy 576 via Digg):

    Criss Angel attempts to cause a moving object to vanish in front of a real live audience on top of a parking garage in Las Vegas. He speeds along the parking lot in a go-kart towards men with fire extinguishers. They discharge the CO2 creating a cloud of smoke into which Criss vanishes. Pretty impressive, however due to a mistake in a camera angle, and the wonderful technology of cable TV recording devices, slow motion reveals his secret.” (FULL STORY HERE)

    What a turd. And as many people will say “well of course it’s not real, it’s just cool to watch and figure out how he did it”, I counter that lame magic is made no cooler by the mere inclusion of a Go-Kart.

    MIND EXPLOSION.


  5. Free Stores Gives Hard Pressed Consumers More Choice

    December 1, 2011 by

    When times are hard, we often have difficult decisions to make. Replace that broken table, or eat hot meals for the week. While it may sound a little melodramatic, that is the kind of decision more and more of us are having to make.

    In an effort to offer a little choice for those of us without much money, so-called “Free Stores” have been cropping up around the country. With a nod back to the 60s where this kind of thing happened a lot, these free stores allow families to donate household objects or their time in return for something they need. No money changes hands and everything is fair.

    There are rules of course, in most stores, consumers have to either bring in items, or volunteer their time to work in the store. In turn, they are permitted to take up to three items. This way it isn’t charity and people feel they are contributing to the welfare of the neighbors.

    The Free Store in Racine, Wisconsin is an example of how everything works. It was started by the Tech Corps, a non-profit organization that repairs computers and provides them to schools. They opened their free store in October and have seen demand for it increase exponentially.

    The store is open only on Saturdays, but Tech Corps Wisconsin founder, Michael Pitsch and store coordinator, Alison Conner hope to expand the operation as much as they can.

    The Free Store, Pitsch says, is a way to provide direct assistance to those who need it. “At the core of the American people is this feeling that we are in this together, and we need to help each other,” he says. Racine, population 78,860, has an unemployment rate of 8.6%.

    This store is a reflection of what is happening across the country. Neighborhoods and communities are pulling together like never before. Not since the end of World War Two have we seen disparate groups working together for a common goal. While the financial hardships aren’t to be wished on anyone, the effect it’s having on our communities is a positive one.

    The free store idea is similar to those egalitarian ventures in San Francisco from the 1960s where volunteers would offer their goods and services for free, for the benefit of their community. They also offered free medical care, with time donated by local physicians and healthcare professionals.

    With an increased frustration at not having money, a sluggish economy and a slow move away from consumerism, the free store is a result of communities pulling together to make it through. These moves, and those like Occupy Wall Street are a reflection of our increasing dislike for greed.

    The free store, and others like it are a move to make an alternative economy where fairness and community spirit is the currency. The barter economy also seems to be making a comeback, where people with skills donate them in return for favors from others with skills they need.

    While the cause of this alternate economy is an unpleasant one, the results are ones that can benefit all of us.